Oh, RJ.

I saw what a certain “Anon” profile did you to recently,  and actually felt bad. The reason why? I’ve had that done to me before, and actually had it done to me again, just recently. And it’s a bullshit tactic. So, I was going to let things be for a bit, as we here at The Trenches focused on all the other fun stuff we’re getting up to. But, alas, RJ, you just can’t seem to let it go.

Frankly:

So, since you refuse to desist in being a jackass that most everyone from both sides of the political spectrum can’t seem to stand, let’s just let everybody know all about ya, eh buddy?

For those unfamiliar with RJ, he likes to fancy himself the Sheriff of Twitter or some such, going around and spam blocking conservatives who dare to express their opinions and sending said conservatives to the now well-known Twitter Gulag. We outlined one such attack a couple of weeks ago, when he responded to our #OpShoqTheMonkey test.

Now, one thing you should know about RJ is that he fancies himself something of a master sock puppeteer on Twitter, trolling people from over a half-dozen accounts. Thanks to some of the MANY people RJ has pissed off, here’s a decent list of the usernames he runs under on Twitter:

–@RJSt3rl1ng

–@RJ4surus_wr3xx

–@RJKrypt0n

–@GL_Guy_Gardener

–@Thor_0f_Asgard

–@VengenanceSpirit

–@I_Am_UK_Hulk

–@BestThereIs_Bub

–@RJ4p0c4lyps3

–@Warlord_0f_Mars

–@Incredibly_Herc

–@AdversAerial1

–@GL_Kyle_Rayner

Phew! Now obviously, RJ doesn’t hide himself that well using his pseudonyms, something he claims he does purposefully. Regardless, it must be a hell of an existence one lives to have THIRTEEN Twitter accounts, and actually be proud of it. But, to each their own, I suppose. And that’s how I’d view you, RJ, if you weren’t such an asshat.

Also:

Ho ho ho! SUPERHERO accounts even!

To which my response is:

Now, another thing someone pointed out about RJ is that despite his chronic case of asshattery, he seemingly has supporters who help him in his block and report sprees. They are as follows:

–@catsrimportant

–@matttamar

–@troxannehill

–@chenoite

–@nellywagner

–@kysandy

–@slave_to_coffee

–@jen_mcd

–@festivewarchild

There are more names on the list provided, but the certainty of their involvement is unclear at best, so they will be held back for the time being.

Another Twitter user who’s had run-ins with RJ in the past also provided some real fun information in an email sent to The Trenches recently. Our source begins:

When he wasn’t trying to get feminist girls half his age to think he was a totally-non-chauvinist guy whom they might someday entertain the thought of allowing into their vaginas, RJ was tweeting non-stop cryptic messages to shoq, subculturestuff, feminazislut, and catsrimportant; among others.

Well, when you look like this, trying to get into a girl’s pants virtually probably IS one of your best bets:

Or the real clincher!:

I bet the chicks just THROW their panties at ya when ya rock the Storm Trooper helmet, eh?

But I digress. Our source continued with their absolute deconstruction of RJ:

But the most useful thing we actually learned, is that RJ is… how should I put this? Not that important, but still connected enough to do damage with TwitterGulag. He’s not like, Shoq’s right-hand woman or anything. But you can definitely tell that RJ idolizes Shoq. Also, RJ’s modest network of followers is very different than the top leftist’s. RJ is, quite simply, a fucking nerd. He’s an “election year radical”, if ya know what I mean. He doesn’t pound a consistent, unrelenting political message 24/7.

He mostly uses the internet to hit on 21 year-old girls (he’s like 45, btw)  by playing the “nice guy” card; and decrying the wickedness of ”the patriarchy”. He also is obsessed with aquarium fish, airplanes, flowers (yeah, fucking girly, I know), and above all: comics. So while RJ is extremely connected to the top brass over on the left, he uses social media to connect to thousands of disgruntled fellow virgins on a platform of mutual loserness. This is crucial: RJ is not important because he’s making decisions, or giving orders. He’s important because he relays and amplifies the words of shoq, subculture, lizardoid, etc. to the nerd community. He’s nothing but a lackey– but a lackey who uses whining victimhood to motivate his devoted followers (mostly ignorant young girls) to come to his rescue.

And like any good lackey, 48-year-old! (He lists his age as that on a MySpace account) RJ is skilled at the art of deception to do his masters bidding:

It’s also the way he trolls people that is highly suspicious, and could leave a lot of room for B/R attacks. He doesn’t actually confront people often. Or, he didn’t, before the gulag fiasco emboldenend him. No, RJ’s preferred (and cowardly) method of trolling is to scan through #tcot, looking for bios he doesn’t like. Then he posts screenshots (without @’ing the person) on his TL, with a whiny tirade about how terrible that person is for not believing in socialism. *snort* THAT is very suspicious as well. RJ knows that he can get in trouble by @’ing random people. A LOT of people have been trolled by one of RJ’s followers and then tracked it back to his TL. When people see that he screenshot their tweets/bio and mocked it to a bunch of people, they naturally tweet @ RJ, and tell him to fuck right off and stop being a little bitch. Then, of course, he blockreports them.

It’s absolutely baiting behavior.

Another thing you’ll catch him doing is including his other accounts in a tweet. When you hit the “reply all”… he reports you as an unsolicited mention from the 2nd account. It’s cheap bullshit, and RJ has TONS of accounts he uses only for trolling and spam reporting.     

There is a STRONG correlation between this guy screenshotting your tweets, and you going to the gulag within an hour.

Now, it’s likely I’ll find RJ popping up from his random accounts in my @ column after this is published. And AGAIN, RJ, I saw what that “Anon” profile did to you, and I have purposefully excluded that information from this write-up.  But, I did figure I’d end with this:

Animals are much easier to deal with than humans, aren't they?

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