Obama’s Latest Fundraising Revelation – “This is critical… [you stupid broke-ass leftist donors]“

Obama is still getting outspent 2 to 1 on the air? Wait… capitalists have 2x as much money as leftists who would support Obama? Shocking!

Maybe leftists can introduce legislation to limit a capitalist’s income to make things more “fair” when competing in the political arena with welfare recipients whom the capitalists already support. Wait… what…? Hey, you stupid broke-ass leftist donors, as you can see below, Obama “will not abide… getting outspent”. Maybe you’ll have to steal something or fork over your welfare checks to satisfy your master’s demands.

Obama and his minions “are in control”, but they need your money. I “couldn’t be more urgent.” Who’s in control again?

The text of Obama’s email sent out today:

Friend –

I just got back from Iowa, where we are being outspent 2 to 1 on the air. Voters there mentioned it to me more than once.

We expect Mitt Romney and the Republicans to outspend us.

What I will not abide is getting outspent by a margin that negates all the hard work our volunteers are doing — talking to voters, knocking on doors, making calls.

We are in control of that outcome, but our time to close the gap is dwindling. After three consecutive months of being significantly outraised, it couldn’t be more urgent.

Will you make a donation of $5 or more?

https://donate.barackobama.com/Outspent-in-Iowa

If we win this election, it will be because of what you did.

I don’t get to tell you enough how grateful I am.

Thank you,

Barack

P.S. — In a few weeks, I’ll accept our party’s nomination for president onstage in Charlotte, North Carolina. I wouldn’t be there without you. Any donation you make today automatically enters you and a guest for a chance to join me and Michelle as VIP guests of the convention. Hope to see you there.

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  • http://twitter.com/mikemadden59 MMadden

    Michelle O sent a similar one out. I laughed and laughed and laughed. Then I remembered what these speeches are all about and realized some 3 buck donor was gonna get used by these tools. Sick shit man

    • http://brooksbayne.com brooksbayne

      at least they’re dreaming big with these $3 and $5 donations.

  • sikntyrd

    Those pleading letters are so hilarous!!!! If they could diss their supporters the way they did…like Caroline Kennedy, Ethel Kennedy, Oprah… they use people them dump them. He only likes those that will vote for him. Why do you think the cameras (other than Fox News cameras) do not show the number of attendees at his speaking engagements? Half of the people who fainted when they shook his hand have woken up.

    • http://brooksbayne.com brooksbayne

      yeah, his tone is pretty much, “pay me, or i’ll hate you lowly vermin.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/dee.rosenberger.5 Dee Rosenberger

    He has been begging all year.. We havent had a leader for 2 years.. It is really sad..
    Romney/Ryan!!!!!