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If At First You Don’t… Secede?

In my original post-election article (WTF Happened Last Night?), I dealt mostly with the “conservative” echo-chamber’s gentrified punditry class and their misguided Chicken Little reactions to the election. And the subsequent “silver lining” argument from some of these gum-flappers has been just as hollow in the last ten days as it was after Chief Justice [...]

Wednesday Morning Quarterbacks

Let me start this off by letting you know that I’ve been a Philadelphia Eagles fan for as long as I could understand football. (Hey, you in the peanut gallery! Shut it. I’ve gotten plenty of that from the Cowboys fans at work this week.) This has led to a lot of disappointment over the [...]

WTF Happened Last Night?!

(Or, “Why didn’t our dumb asses anticipate the utterly predictable?”) In case you hadn’t noticed (from the massive selloff on Wall Street today), there was a pretty big election yesterday. President Barack Obama was granted another 4 years in the Oval Office. The Democrats retained their majority in the Senate, as well. The reaction in [...]

Yeah, That’s the Ticket! (Not So Fast…)

The base is fired up! The fundraising numbers are astounding! The turnout at campaign stops has increased twenty-fold! The RNC Convention is going to be a time to party like it’s 1999! All these headlines and many more flooded the newsstands and right half of the interweb tubes over the past three weeks, as news [...]

Glenn R. Simpson, CEO Of Fusion GPS – Obama’s Go-To Guy For Hit List On Romney Donors

Time to meet monkey-face Glenn R. Simpson. Looking good, buddy! Glenn’s a low-life piece of fecal matter getting paid by a sitting president of the same stature who has decided to use 1930′s German tactics to try to silence people who support political opponents. As Kimberley Strassel’s recent WSJ story informed America, President Obama’s team started a political “hit list” [...]

Mitt Here’s Your Chance To Show Barack What Transparency Looks Like

President Obama is treating Governor Mitt Romney as the presumptive nominee, so we in The Trenches will, too. As we are partial only to truth and freedom, we ask that Mitt Romney also release his college transcripts. Both attended Harvard Law, and we know that many Americans would like to know “¿Quien es mas macho?” [...]