Jefferson: All Men Are Created Equal – Obama: That’s Not Good Enough
In his 2nd inaugural address, Obama continued to flaunt his axiological misunderstanding of America’s founding doctrines. Obama conjures equal rights, an alien theory dis-kindred to greater than hexadecaroon degree of the equal protection guaranteed by the 14th Amendment. For reference, here’s the equal protection clause of the 14th Amendment: All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and [...]
If At First You Don’t… Secede?
In my original post-election article (WTF Happened Last Night?), I dealt mostly with the “conservative” echo-chamber’s gentrified punditry class and their misguided Chicken Little reactions to the election. And the subsequent “silver lining” argument from some of these gum-flappers has been just as hollow in the last ten days as it was after Chief Justice [...]
WTF Happened Last Night?!
(Or, “Why didn’t our dumb asses anticipate the utterly predictable?”) In case you hadn’t noticed (from the massive selloff on Wall Street today), there was a pretty big election yesterday. President Barack Obama was granted another 4 years in the Oval Office. The Democrats retained their majority in the Senate, as well. The reaction in [...]
Barack Obama’s Father Had Quite The Hard-On For Socialism
As has been reported elsewhere, Obama’s father was a lover of Marxist ideology. In this document (embedded below) referenced in the new movie 2016, Obama’s pappy lays on the Karl with unashamed bravado: “…there is no limit to taxation if the benefits derived from public services by society measure up to the cost in taxation [...]
Obama’s Latest Fundraising Revelation – “This is critical… [you stupid broke-ass leftist donors]“
Obama is still getting outspent 2 to 1 on the air? Wait… capitalists have 2x as much money as leftists who would support Obama? Shocking! Maybe leftists can introduce legislation to limit a capitalist’s income to make things more “fair” when competing in the political arena with welfare recipients whom the capitalists already support. Wait… [...]
Bad Résumé? No Rehire.
By now, you’ve all seen Joel Pollack’s & Ben Shapiro’s reports on Breitbart.com that Barack Obama’s former literary agency, Acton and Dystel, stated that he was born in Kenya in promotional materials they published between 1991 and 2007. What, you haven’t read those reports? Go ahead and check them out. We’ll wait. Now Miriam Goderich, of the same [...]
Glenn R. Simpson, CEO Of Fusion GPS – Obama’s Go-To Guy For Hit List On Romney Donors
Time to meet monkey-face Glenn R. Simpson. Looking good, buddy! Glenn’s a low-life piece of fecal matter getting paid by a sitting president of the same stature who has decided to use 1930′s German tactics to try to silence people who support political opponents. As Kimberley Strassel’s recent WSJ story informed America, President Obama’s team started a political “hit list” [...]
Mitt Here’s Your Chance To Show Barack What Transparency Looks Like
President Obama is treating Governor Mitt Romney as the presumptive nominee, so we in The Trenches will, too. As we are partial only to truth and freedom, we ask that Mitt Romney also release his college transcripts. Both attended Harvard Law, and we know that many Americans would like to know “¿Quien es mas macho?” [...]
Just Say No To Boys Like O
There was a guy who prowled the frat bars at my university. He had a feline nickname and he wrote poetry. He was the sort of boy girls creamed their 5-for-$25 Victoria’s Secret thongs over back in 1993. He was tall, had lanky dark hair that fell over his large, liquid eyes, and was in [...]